pain creates character distortion, it’s simply not necessary

the pencil of nature

It may take five hours to get from one side of the room to the other.

No floor should be less than a terrain or all floors must become terrains!

arad winwin

imagine meeting ur life partner through ebay

"The magazine that admits it has sex”

economics and fluids 1

;)  we all need to work. and all work involves hypocrisy.

the emancipation of naemi

moon is life

20 fucking minutes later

Will we receive without ever asking? I’m just curious

Do you like my tight sweater? See how it fits my body.

worldwide ban

Inner Truth moves even pigs and fish

Chrissy slams janjan into her locker

People=Shit

im being facetious bro

I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. Paperclips on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched paperclips glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate.

パン歌

room temp and chill

What's the opposite of a collection?

I knew what was coming: the long, winding, potentially discourse-derailing statement disguised as a question.

is Art History ultimately a history of the market?

life? or the mix

I win you lose you win I lose

You put paw prints on my heart

weaponize my tweets

the berlin whisperer

introspection at the club

open mouth casket

James Joyce and Jar Jar Binks

The intro on its own gets a self-Immolating yurukyara out of 5

psychedelicdeathanddyingsurvey

if there is one universal truth we can agree upon in the world, it’s “kiss me”

Natural Selection of the Millenia

Archibald Oyster, Abigail Abalone, and Senor Pizmo Klamm

“jenny’s cnc guy”

fucker @ smarty pants

Reversible birth control options for dogs may one day replace neutering

so as to say nothing

shift happens

prejudice against prejudices

レンガ

My Own Private Guernica. Our Guernica.

I need to be on the level where I can like slap 'good mood' on a tshirt and be very excited about that

Nike Pro Hijab

pathetic psychedelic

betrayed by tumblr: dropout piece after lee lozano: turning my back on the archive

protect and swerve

real stones have curves

oblivion can be sick

ms. miss

who i fucked last week: research

our most important painter: george w. bush

aloha also means goodbye

wait, the name of that store?: old navy. what the fuck?

lettuce merge

ye olde contemporary art gallerye

gas war

wtf is dubloons

Not descriptive, not informative, not interesting.

dreaming of brie

the cheese & pickle

at the end of the day: me a hedonist

Was she beautiful n good 

dealer’s groove

@iwanttobesmart_

Relax gumby

The Writer's Audience Is Always a Fiction

Great stuff: previously enjoyed

A prisoner is made for escaping

America is so good

Timewasters™

work on work

sorry, but sometimes you just have to go it alone

Boko Haram but with a TWIST

FEEL THE FEAR…AND FACE IT

more life

Can't believe we are living in post-megazord times

bebe blü

no apple left behind

y'all ruin everything

This song makes me want to teach a teacher

Give me that old fashioned normality

dingleberry prime

mangomango99fun

open the cute portal

Amazon owns abebooks :(

simply sinbad

Pass me that CHILL baton hunny!!!!!!!!

“I’ve unretracted the retraction”

“I love to kill bill”

This Dr. Bronners is a pipe bomb

Today I learned something expensive.

The internet is just a rumor

It’s Adam and Eve not Dolce and Gabbana 

“discogs fractals”

ride or die embarrassment

I need the Chainsmokers to deliver op-eds

all sizzle, no steak

using a metaphor is like putting the cart before the horse

Berlin Cindy

And u know i love to pretend that the Turrell is my office

winnie the pooh: the original fat philosopher

taxidermy in the garden of eden

love’s an object

whatever you do, do it gently

snacky_chan_69

putting the theory to the test

in the chess game of life, one succeeds by planning several moves in advance

Flower’s Techno

maomt

And they had to wait to talk. You couldn’t just talk instantly, which I think is sometimes good for the conversation.

lime green is sus

The thing with the mob is that no matter what everyone always dies

Schrodinger’s slut

Christian’s black twin

hard techno picture

fuccboi vs. fuccboi

Going good so far its just pages of “future mrs oldham”

the history of the world is the history of corporations

chubby citrus

the litmus of fitness

Treatise on the Rainbow 

archive is an attitude towards storage

What’s the word for “landscape” in space?

friendly yet bizarre

anti valentines valentine

a language of life

terrain on terrain

a leopard nicknamed J&B

unlimited desires for limited resources

lexicononomy - lexicon economy

I’m a whore for freaks

a butterfly with zero wings is a magic butterfly

tvb

this dude was just hendrix of universal emotions lol

this gundam is a pipe bomb/this gundam kills fascists

Mr. Genius Passionate Writer

The best swimmers are oftenest drowned

It’s the story of the truth inside me

why haven’t transactions evolved in the past 4 centuries

When are you going to graduate from Fucking Stupid University?

the reaper’s hunch

time cools all hot takes

"i will kill again" — socrates

are the riddler/zodiac killer modern day socrates?

angels versus aliens

backwards chimney

everything was fantastic but nothing was amazing

I’m happiest when you compliment me

I took that fruit in hand and committed a sin

drink more water 7

SVU - Special Victims Unite

Yoshi Mona Lisa

Yeah sure sex is great but have you ever tried seizing the means of production

GPA - Guinea Pigs Anonymous

the performance will be “super conceptual” and take the “artist somewhat out of their comfort zone”

When hurtling into mystery, mysteries call up more mystery. What is a mystery without mystery when mystery proceeds?

a system engineering specialist who lectures him on the importance of inspiration

a cryptic explanation of his passion for soccer

Solution and Oz

is crying while djing the same as bleeding during acupuncture

Elizabeth Mushroom

international confusion jazz

Johnny Gomorrah

*dyes hair same color as jacket*

HELLFREAK+C

Love is worry

fuck my drag

we all have a trashcan deep within

“happy diversity”

this is such a felony

Love is S&M!!

*baby voice* pwease sign my kwass action wausuit

two families of time and their enemies never and always

subtweet me from your word doc sweetie

cowgirls for voluntary human extinction

A 'pervertable'